Cache Delivery!
There exists a place not far from the soft, rolling hills of the kingdom, a place laden with loot, monsters, and mysteries.
It is rumored to have once been a great and magnificent palace! But those days are far… far gone.
No one knows what kind of vermin slithers around within the entrails of the dungeon. A scant few corners have been explored, and the treasure inside…. Oh the sweet… sweet trinkets and trophies… such exquisitely curated artifacts from ages immemorial…
Only to be sacked by hordes of dribbling brutes! Oafs so profoundly stupid they think the only glory in this life is to be found raiding one of our poor client’s homes!
This is where we come in, DIECO Afterlife Insurance! As it happens, this particular dungeon belongs to one of our esteemed clients, a Mr. Shade, as it were. It is our job to replace the insured valuables, and to do so in a way that guarantees we do not disturb the operations of our client and their staff. “In and out, quiet as a dead mouse” as our employee manual says!
Now then, I shouldn’t really be telling you this, but we really can’t afford another slip-up: Your predecessor ran afoul of the Eternal Revenue Service by committing grievous sins such as depositing rare loot in common chests, not depositing all their loot in time, etc. but the final straw was them being caught by one of the damned humans. We have been placed on probation as a result, and so you are NOT to break any of our company policies.
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